Dearest Gentle Reader,
As the days stretch longer and the sun begins to hang lazily in the sky like a well-fed cat, one finds oneself drifting into that most delicious of seasons: summer.
A time when the humans shed their woolens, the grass tickles one's paws just right, and even the most dignified of dogs considers chasing a butterfly for sport. Yes, summer is soon approaching and Lord McWiggles has opinions.
The Fourth of July: Fireworks & Festivities (and a Bit of Fleeing Under the Bed)
The human calendar marks this as a time for sparkles in the sky, sizzling sausages, and bunting on every available surface. For some dogs, it is a celebration; for others, a dramatic scary show with glowing skies and suspicious smells.
đž Lord McWiggles recommends: A cozy, stylish retreat setup for your noble hound indoorsâblankets, soothing sounds, and perhaps a calming treat or two. (And should your companion insist on making an appearance at the barbecue, might we suggest the Rocket Pop Bandana.
Flamingos: The True Icons of the Season
Why flamingos, you ask? Because nothing captures the drama, mystery, and sun-loving energy of summer quite like a long-legged pink bird who refuses to be ignored.
And so, this season, Lord McWiggles declares the flamingo motif officially in vogue.
You shall find it on collars, in garden decor, andâshould your pup be of the more theatrical persuasionâperhaps even on a floatie. A flamingo bandana? Divine. A flamingo-collar? Iconic.Â
Lazy Picnics & Porch Lounging
Not every summer moment calls for fanfare. Some of the finest days are spent doing absolutely nothingâexcept, perhaps, blinking slowly in the direction of a cheese plate.
Lay out a gingham blanket. Pack some pup-safe watermelon. Recline under the gentle shade of a parasol while your dog dozes looking as if they, too, invented leisure.
Lemonade, Melting Ice Cubes & Other Small Joys
Summer is not about doing, dear reader. It is about not doing, but looking good while you do it. Itâs the clink of ice cubes. The soft crunch of paws on hot pavement followed by immediate retreat. The way your dog watches the world from a porch step like a creature of great importance (because they are).
In Closing, from the Hammock
Dearest reader, summer is for the sweet stuff: chasing fireflies, flopping on cool floors, licking your popsicle a bit too close to your pupâs curious nose.
At Lord McWiggles we embrace the soft, slow, sunshiny season in all its chaos and calm. Whether your pup is the type to join the cookout or nap through the fireworks, know this: there is great elegance in living simply, and great joy in looking fabulous while doing so.
With a wag, a wink, and possibly a flamingo snuffle,
đžLord McWiggles
Ambassador of Summer Delights & Curator of Canine Leisurewear